Hey guys, just replied to a spammer and was truly entertained. Here's what I wrote, enjoy :-)

Dr. Salami Miller,
How did you pick me out of the 300 million peoplein all of Russia. I mean if you cant read thisproperly its probably because I have an accent. Myincredibly poor family is gonna be so happy Sally. Wecan finally buy a tarp to live under, that will be thelife. I have an awesome idea. You keep the money andit would be easier if you just sent me a semi-truckfilled with gold bullion. I live at the Eiffel tower,Kremlin, Russia, Transylvania, Dracula's Castle. Sal, this is Awesome, you should see me, I don'tknow if I should laugh, cry, or take Bayer(if youdon't know, that pain medicine).
Does your mom go to college, I knew a Doctor incollege, I was attending Vietnam's College of fine Artin Antarctica. (If you're still reading this, Iactually just got an estate which I will share withyou, its in the Bahamas, and Phillipines, and Hawaii).
Ok, Salami, your name makes me hungry, gtg andhunt rat in the gutters. Well mi amigo, hasta luego,como estas, donde esta el bano, y mi llamo.

Sincerely, insincere,
Vladimir Putins secretary,
Shlayamar Smithovitch