Hey guys, just replied to a spammer and was truly entertained. Here's what I wrote, enjoy :-)

Dr. Salami Miller,
How did you pick me out of the 300 million peoplein all of Russia. I mean if you cant read thisproperly its probably because I have an accent. Myincredibly poor family is gonna be so happy Sally. Wecan finally buy a tarp to live under, that will be thelife. I have an awesome idea. You keep the money andit would be easier if you just sent me a semi-truckfilled with gold bullion. I live at the Eiffel tower,Kremlin, Russia, Transylvania, Dracula's Castle. Sal, this is Awesome, you should see me, I don'tknow if I should laugh, cry, or take Bayer(if youdon't know, that pain medicine).
Does your mom go to college, I knew a Doctor incollege, I was attending Vietnam's College of fine Artin Antarctica. (If you're still reading this, Iactually just got an estate which I will share withyou, its in the Bahamas, and Phillipines, and Hawaii).
Ok, Salami, your name makes me hungry, gtg andhunt rat in the gutters. Well mi amigo, hasta luego,como estas, donde esta el bano, y mi llamo.

Sincerely, insincere,
Vladimir Putins secretary,
Shlayamar Smithovitch

Ladies and Gentlemen, drumroll please. I am happy to announce the new arrival in the Parker's Parking lot. Presenting Adam's new aquisition, the Green 1995 VW Jetta III GLS. 4 Door Sedan, 2.0L, Front Wheel Drive and almost 127,000 miles, sunroof, Cd player, Cruise Control(I can't figure out how to use it though). Here's some pics. What d'ya think I should name this car???

So, okay, I know I haven't done a post for a long time,

Sorry!!! Ok, let me tell you the story of "Our CARS".

One day I was driving the family Grey Toyata Camry

with a friend in the car too. I saw the Oil light come

on. Checked the oil, added some and kept driving

(the oil light stayed on). The car started making some

funny sound, ut-oh. The sound started getting bad so

I pulled off to the side of the road a put my hazards

on. I got out of the car and a little later someone I

knew pulled ahead of our car. They ended up giving

my friend and I a ride to our destination, thank God

for these people!!! Come to find out this car's engine

has basically had it. So now we no longer have a Grey

Toyota Camry.

Now lets talk about our Tank, the Blue Suburban. A ways

before the incident with the Camry we had quite the

adventure with the Suburban. I was driving with dad in

the vehicle, and we were headed home from work.

We had gotten into town, by Pizza Hut when the Suburban

started to skid and feel like it had blown a tire. I was

able to pull into the Pizza Hut parking lot. Come to find

out, the Tie-rod(I think thats what it is, the bar that

connects the front two tires so that they move together)

had broken. Imagine what would have happened had we

been on the highway doing 70?? Hey, God still has things

for us to do here on earth, He ain't finished with us yet.

Okay, so after the incident with the Camry I had another

problem with the Suburban. I was driving (notice when

each of these problems so far happen, its when I'm driving)

the Suburban on our long an windy road and it didn't "feel"

right. After I got off our road I pulled into a parking lot

by a restaurant and was able to call my parents. Turns out

that the rear end of our Suburban is messed up.

Now we'll talk about the Dodge Durango, our newest vehicle.

Dad and I were drving to work, he was driving this time.

When we started to loose power. We were able to "limp"

to an exit where our mechanic(I tell you, I think he will be

able to retire on our family alone!!!) was called and he later

came and picked up the Durango. Turns out, the fuel pump

had gone. So now, the only car we had to use was my sister's

'86 Honda Prelude, the one I sold to her (I still don't have a

car yet). We had only her one car for about four days.

Thats the Parker's CARS story, hope you enjoyed it :-)

Adam (Jer. 29:11)